The job market is quite a complex place at this point in time. There are more qualified people entering the market than there are jobs available for them, creating a truly unprecedented unemployment crisis. With outsourcing and migration thrown in the mix, it has become very difficult to secure a long term job for yourself unless you are truly exceptional. This is why we see so many help wanted signs around the place. Some of these signs are actually quite funny and this list features 10 of the quirkiest help wanted signs ever spotted.
These guys know what they are talking about. There is clearly no escaping your bum of a boyfriend, so you might as well get a decent job.
At least you know that this company respects its employees very much.